Aug. 3, 2008 at 14:12
by BrendaBee
Medical Advice
For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't...this is something to think about.
As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of wat er each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Your Friend, BB
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Jul. 14, 2008 at 18:42
by BrendaBee
The thieves
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. But, these thieves are cruel. they attached
my new butt three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to
and fro,
This was really getting scary -. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it
lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
This is happening to women (and men) everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P. S.
Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see
that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now, I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. BB
PS: To those who may be concerned: I looked this up in Snapes and every word is TRUE. BB
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Jun. 3, 2008 at 09:31
by BrendaBee
When told the reason for daylight saving time the
old Indian said...
'Only a white man would believe that you could cut
a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the
bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.'
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May. 31, 2008 at 14:43
by BrendaBee
We have to thank Fred Gregory for this video. It is called The Flying Frenchman. It is nothing less than a love affair between a man and his horses. Beautiful You will want to save this one too. BB
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May. 15, 2008 at 09:29
by BrendaBee
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away0 Comments |
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Apr. 8, 2008 at 11:12
by BrendaBee
Some Daughtry videos you might want to listen to. You have to put up with the commercials--sorry. Click on the blue by "Daughtry" below to see all. BB
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