Sam knows the whole Schitt family now
Posted in Me and Mine
Aug. 23, 2008 at 13:56
by BrendaBee
Some nasty person on Cone's site made the remark to my friend Sam that he doesn't know "shit from Spagnola". Well he does now. In fact, he now knows the whole family. BB >Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know
>Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
>
>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
>
>Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of
Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
>
>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
>produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt,
>and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
>Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
>school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced.
>
>Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
>Schitt-Sherlock.
>
>Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken
>Schitt.
>
>Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
>subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
>announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
>
>The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the
>prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy
>with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
>
>So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
>Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
>Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
>
>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
>
>Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of
Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
>
>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
>produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt,
>and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
>Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
>school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced.
>
>Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
>Schitt-Sherlock.
>
>Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken
>Schitt.
>
>Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
>subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
>announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
>
>The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the
>prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy
>with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
>
>So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
>Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
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